President Obama and the first lady once went to eat at a local diner for a change. The owner greeted them and took their order. Once he left, the President said to the first lady, ” If you hadn’t married me, you would be the owner of this diner’s wife.” Since it was known that the first lady used to date the owner of the diner when they were teenagers. The first lady responds, “No. He would be president.”
15. Black coffee: Not as cool as you think it makes you.